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minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s how my wife got me. She told me directly. No “read the room” BS. No “pick up the signals”. No twirling her hair and winking at you. Just straight talk. “I’m having a good time. So grab my boobs and then put your tongue in my mouth.”
minus-squaredismay3915@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoWomen really don’t understand how straight our brains work. We like straightforward things. Straiggt to the point.
That’s how my wife got me.
She told me directly. No “read the room” BS. No “pick up the signals”. No twirling her hair and winking at you.
Just straight talk. “I’m having a good time. So grab my boobs and then put your tongue in my mouth.”
Works every time
Women really don’t understand how straight our brains work. We like straightforward things. Straiggt to the point.