The SMART ePANTS program seeks to develop clothing with integrated audio, video, and geolocation sensor systems that feature the same stretchability, bendability, washability, and comfort of regular textiles. By weaving these devices directly into garments, Intelligence Community staff will be able to record infor...
Ugh what the fuck.
How are these going to interface with my D-Pants? Are they even compatible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
Probably not, they want to sell you their version.