I do not actually believe personally in any of this, you have been forewarned.

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I can’t wait for the end of the world to come

It’ll wipe out the dirty poors in their slums

The people I hate will beg to be let into my base

But I’ll refuse them all with a grin on my face

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I’ll gather all the people that I love

We’ll hide in my bunker as bombs fall from above

I’ll have a farm where I grow cattle, wheat and soy

To keep away boredom I’ll play vic3 and Hoi(4?)

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To deter global warming, my base will have an AC

I’ll have a machine that recycles my pee

And then we’ll emerge to a nuclear wasteland

Where everything has been turned into radioactive sand

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I’ll have a hundred, no, a thousand kids

And any other survivors, in desperate bids

to maintain relevancy, will marry their kids to mine

Wow, the end of the world sounds fine!

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My descendants will form an ethnostate

And they’ll make the post-human world great

Sooner or later, they’ll all ascend

And that’s how humanity will rebuild from the end

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I can’t wait for the end of the world to come!