• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      biggest fish caught

      Everyone lies about that so it’s not a reliable metric. I’d say fewest teeth per capita or just overall chewing tobacco sales.

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      1 year ago

      Oooo boooy, Alabama gets an extra Senate seat cuz Jimbo caught a monster catfish, with just his bare hands!

      That’s the kind of leadership and intelligence we need around here. Atta boy Jimbo.