Was looking for my industrialist song and turned up with this unfinished one instead. Well, here goes:

I’ve got a small problem, most leftists ain’t pure

The prospect of revisionism is too much a lure

China is revisionist, prolewiki has rats

It’s time to go thermonuclear, destroy those impure brats

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I’ve got almighty Hoxha, the man’s on my side

They only have revisionist Deng to save their revisionist hides

I want to destroy them all, turn them into bloody smears

That’s my entire life’s work, gotta go thermonuclear

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Construct some more bunkers to stop the revision army

ignore material conditions, now they can’t harm me

Cower in my bunker all day and night

Let the revisionists come and then we’ll fight

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I’m no revisionist, I’m as left as they come

I’m not like those lemmygrad rats who support revisionist Deng

Listen to me for a while and then you’ll understand

Why it’s certain that they will be crushed by Hoxha’s mighty hand

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It was all the revisionist prolewiki’s fault

they banned me so I made an alt

but then they banned those alternates, too

exposed my life story like an exhibit at the zoo

And then they told fabricated lies designed to smear the name of I and the great anti-revisionist Enver Hoxha, so that they might force me to go…

THERMONULCEAR!!!

  • commiespammer@lemmygrad.mlOP
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    1 year ago

    This is ironic. It’s referencing a famous community member, wisconscom, who believed all the stuff in this song but unironically.

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      1 year ago

      Huh, didn’t know that, I have the tendency to take things seriously, both for having a hard time parsing some ironies as well as I rather look like a fool than hurting someone