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Thank you Dr Kellogg
I saw a documentary about Kellogg a while back.
That man had issues.
Nothing some good wholesome grains couldn’t
curesuppress.And a yogurt enema, of course.
Who’s worse: Kellogg or the Oneidas?
Given his theories I’m convinced the man had some sort of food/gainer fetish he didn’t know how to deal with
Oops. I accidently added marshmallow and chocolate and now I am even hornier.
Eat more crackers… RTFM
no longer unwanted, now you want s’more
Let’s not forget corn flakes and granola.
Corn flakes and granola? Sounds awful. One or the other please.
Big note, Kellogg himself was extremely insistent that neither should be sweetened. Old school American fundamentalism, the kind of shit that got the puritans kicked out of Europe.
I wish it wasn’t so difficult to find unsweetened cereal nowadays
Kellogg was extremely insistent about a lot of things lol
You disrespectin my Honey Bunches of Oats?
I remember my friends and myself looking up “things to do instead of drugs” on some anti drug website once back in high school. Pretty much all of the suggestions had to do with playing in snow. We lived in the tropics with zero snow. So we bought an eight ball and went skiing instead.
How the fuck did I never see this possibility? He’d totally be the character tempted with it too.
I heard that the modern graham cracker is so decadent that Sylvester Graham would be scandalized.
Tell that one to limp bizket
Some of y’all need to eat a whole sleeve of them. Y’all nasty.
Still more useful than the Christian churches advice. Having natural sexual urges? Have you tried just not? Or a lifetime of guilt?
I’d take Graham crackers any day.
Oh wow, that worked. I got a bonus glazed cracker out of the whole deal too. Win-Win.
The Catholics and politicians are gonna need a lot of graham crackers
Don’t forget the priests
Now I want s’mores
Ah fuck. Now i do too.
Oh wow, deep cut lol
It was the first thing to pop into my head. Most of my cultural references are from the 90s, it seems.
Not one of their best.
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