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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/aggiechristine on 2023-10-02 21:49:18.

I, Leia of the luxurious locks, (8f) come with a serious issue! I know I NTC, but need advice on how to express that daddy IS CLOACA! last week I went to pokey place (10/10, would recommend) and got teefs cleaned. Howeber, when mama picked me up, I found that a strip of leg fur was missing! Mama said it was for ivy. I not no how plant get my fur!! Daddy called me “peg leg” and pirate pup, which I ignored. BUT then, he says on little light box words like “sem et trical” and matching and gets out harness to visit my groomer. After, Mama says “Leia is wearing Uggs!” and laughs and laughs. How do I punish daddy for this humiliation?? (Pic below.)