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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/JennaHelen on 2023-10-03 00:24:58.

Pippen, 2yo void boy

So.

When I was younger I started get feelings. Because of this, I started doing this thing where I would find something soft, and do things with it.

To preserve dignity I leave it at that.

Anyway, Food Lady tooked me to pokey place where they said I was very large boy and made me go to sleep. When I woke up, part of my body was missing. Food Lady made some comments about how now that “troublepuffs” is gone I’ll stop “humping”. I know not what she was talking about.

Anyway, I still like to do my hobby. I really like to climb on cowsh next to Food Lady where there’s soft blanket. Sometimes I even try and bite her leg when I do it. She doesn’t enjoy this and calls me an arsehole. I’m sure that just means handsome, but I don’t care for her tone.

Anyway, friends, AITC for having hobby?