- cross-posted to:
- facepalm@lemmit.online
- cross-posted to:
- facepalm@lemmit.online
A Texas man accidentally shot a child while officiating a wedding in Lancaster County on Saturday, the sheriff’s office says.
Chief Deputy Ben Houchin said deputies were sent to a wedding at Hillside Events near Denton on a report of a gunshot wound.
Deputies learned that 62-year-old Michael Gardner, the wedding’s officiant, fired a gun to get everyone’s attention.
“He was going to fire in the air, and as he did that, it slipped and went off,” Houchin said.
The gun was loaded with a blank that Gardner made with gunpowder and glue.
who the fuck has guns at their wedding?
Texas.
but this wasn’t in texas
No, the commentor above you is correct. This was a Texas man officiating a wedding in Nebraska (happens to be local news to me).
Therefore, Texas. I didn’t say it was IN Texas, I insinuated that it was because Texas.
Who the fuck uses a gun to get someone’s attention?
Track and field race officials.
But they use special starter pistols.
I heard it was Karl Marx’s sister, Anya, who invented the starter pistol.
I’d wager he saw it in a movie and prepared a special blank, waiting for exactly the right moment to get their attention.
I would say Texans, but idiots is more apt.
The pregnant bride’s dad?
You ever heard of a shotgun wedding?
lol