30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]

Hell, the ROTK version of Liu Bei probably counts at this point, too. [BENEVOLENCE INTENSIFIES]

invariably punished severely for misdeeds.

Shoulda done the hiker nod, smdh my dick head

Edit: Is the bot dead? Invidious link: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=6Zq8X3R3Efo

…based and Tony Iommi-pilled?

Plot twist: it was Nick Mullen

Little Eichmann

But also

Wow, that’s disgusting! Where would someone go to get bombarded with these tech job offers? You know, so I can avoid them?

The difference between HexChapoBearDotNetChat and Reddit:

: Don’t correct the President, neckbeard!

: Yes! Ha ha ha, yes!

With ors, it’s getting to be the guy who says, “an asteroid, Mr. President” when a hapless staffer makes a typo during an AMA

I still sound like the Shaggs. Send help.

Sheep tremble and here come the s

That’s really cool; I didn’t know that tidbit! I’m gonna need a six-axis milling machine and the CAD models for a Kahler Flyer because, uh… Reasons

And on the 22nd day, she emerged from the wine cave

Home decorating goals

And it’s a silly point to make – he could easily have started out on a flipped right-handed guitar, and then switched to a lefty in the past 25 years. Christ, even the one in the photo is just a $500-600 Epiphone, not some jagoff dentist custom shop piece made from endangered tree species. I could have picked up that exact model off of Reverb for under $400 pre-pandemic. I didn’t, because I’m not in a jazz band, a baby boomer, or someone who jerks off in the mirror while wearing a Malcolm Young mask (but I repeat myself…), but you get the idea.

There are a lot of good fuckin’ reasons to rag on Blinken (like the fact that in that photo, he’s playing a Neil Young song that trashes neoliberal imperialist capitalism, in Kyiv, without a fucking hint of irony), but “playing guitar left-handed while being 60 years old is bourgeois, ackshually” is a deeply weird hill to die on.

The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have funny clown hammered everyone here.

You can literally buy left-handed versions of most popular guitar models brand new for the same price as their right-handed counterparts; in fact, if you hunt around for sales, you’ll often find the lefties on clearance because manufacturers tend to overproduce them. Granted, this is more in the vein of Epiphone/Squier/Fender (Mexico)/Schecter/Ibanez/Jackson (non-USA)/Charvel/ESP than blues lawyer stuff like Gibson, Fender USA, or PRS (non-SE). Affordable left-handed guitars have existed for the last 30 years. (That being said, it looks like Jackson has been ditching their middle-tier left-handed stuff, and you can only get the entry-level models as left-handed options now. Sad, because the Pro series Soloists are really nice for the money, particularly when you can find model year-end closeouts for under $800.)