oh yeah they’re racking up humanity losses while clinging for dear life to the masquerade

for a second there i thought i was on somehow

ahhh exactly what we needed rn

many thanks & pleasurable trips, friend

the like vague threat of getting pigs involved truly is the cherry on this rancid libshit sundae

who woulda thonk the guy who’s now mostly known for reacting to other people’s content would be a reactionary dickhole

there was a fairly popular hang out spot near where i grew up called “horny rock.” not sure if it’s like as in heat that animals experience or uhhh due to it being a long standing gathering point for hormonal teenagers

there is a place in f*nland called bear’s asshole. it is in no way the only place w/ a name like this. why yes i have in fact experienced schlong lake.

js the country is a shit hole BUT having just one scientific thing named after a bizarre location there would do a lil bit to redeem it maybe

wtf this headline is breaking my brain aaa

they were trying to push like cricket sausage & similar stuff where i’m from some years back. it wasn’t exactly horrible & i’m all for the concept but sadly the texture was a deal breaker for me. it was like v powdery & dry.

beyond that i was the class clown so naturally i’d devour whatever crawlies i could find around the yard

hmm? oh. no, I’m afraid you’ll have to make do with however many sensible chuckles you can still rattle off of the bastard.

what, do you think nazis just fall down from the sky or something?

“please, you must listen to me! i’m literally a wholly different person,” kamala pleads as the orderlies are wheeling her away.

in the dim room, the tears of desperation finally break free. in the mirror, joe’s dessicated visage contorts into a hideous grin.

right because a movie reflecting the surrounding zeitgeist is such a radical concept

those church of satan (read : sparkling atheist meritocracy) clowns would be so mad to be left out

no but really, do check out r/satanism sometime. they literally can’t help themselves, you’ll understand what i mean in no time.

presence too stronk 4 hoomies

reminds me of this old finnish ad thing i saw in someone’s garage about like the skiing association endorsing north state cigarettes

tbh i always figured most kids were watching it out of morbid curiosity lol

re u okay friend

the got me