they were trying to push like cricket sausage & similar stuff where i’m from some years back. it wasn’t exactly horrible & i’m all for the concept but sadly the texture was a deal breaker for me. it was like v powdery & dry.
beyond that i was the class clown so naturally i’d devour whatever crawlies i could find around the yard 
hmm? oh. no, I’m afraid you’ll have to make do with however many sensible chuckles you can still rattle off of the bastard.
what, do you think nazis just fall down from the sky or something?
absolutely fucking nothing
“please, you must listen to me! i’m literally a wholly different person,” kamala pleads as the orderlies are wheeling her away.
in the dim room, the tears of desperation finally break free. in the mirror, joe’s dessicated visage contorts into a hideous grin.
right because a movie reflecting the surrounding zeitgeist is such a radical concept 
those church of satan (read : sparkling atheist meritocracy) clowns would be so mad to be left out 
no but really, do check out r/satanism sometime. they literally can’t help themselves, you’ll understand what i mean in no time.
presence too stronk 4 hoomies 
reminds me of this old finnish ad thing i saw in someone’s garage about like the skiing association endorsing north state cigarettes
tbh i always figured most kids were watching it out of morbid curiosity lol
re u okay friend 
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got me
i rly should try tabletop sim for this! i have a krenko (mob boss) deck that i tinkered w/ for quite a while before actually building it, but it turns out getting games can be kind of a nightmare. tried w/ internet randoms over spelltable, never again altho! we might eventually be able to start a pod w/ commune folks & that’d honestly be kinda incredible :3
almost wanna be feeding prompts until i hit the most scrumptious stack of cash w/ half a jesus & extra fingers
like here’s ur payment sir 
my kid went to a con a while back, in a homemade fursuit & i think it genuinely changed their life. folks wanting to take pictures of / with them gave them confidence & many hugs were had.
used to live next door to a guy who was a bit like that lmao
i’ve been seeing you post about digimon a bunch & i see you & appreciate you
but yes, etemon’s just rad as hell in general. like one will pop up in a game & it’s always a fun time + there’s just something about the design that tickles me. metal etemon is just glorious. king etemon is, uh, appropriately goofy.
dumbest girl alive plays softly in the distance
our weed guy is a real treasure. gives us free stuff & commune living related advice all the time.
but now i kinda wish he were etemon.
wtf this headline is breaking my brain aaa