In my house, you’ll do what I do, and believe what I believe.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Yeah… But also, Carlin was right saying this shit is all a stage. We’ve got groups of bullies picking on us, and I’d rather throw bricks than help them decide who to pick on next.

Carl Sagan, Neil Tyson, Dora the Explorer. All very important. Be interested in things.

Stephen Hawking fell into the same role in his later years. If your first introduction to him was trying to communicate science to stupid people, please read Black Holes and Baby Universes, or really, any of his works before he was getting ready to die.

Rude

Edit: Oh wait. I didn’t know lemmyworld was the satire part. My bad. I don’t know where I am

So… a baby seal walks into a club…

Psst. 20 releases of Skyrim (probably). Bethesda has made plenty. Torrent that shit.

As an artist, I find this totally relatable. “Gosh, please don’t erect a statue right now. A statue sounds nice, though. I am not saying not to build me a statue. Please immortalize my likeness.”

Oh look: a fucking bear getting free dental. Half my fucking teeth have fallen out, and I could have a brand new set in 1 day. But, who owes who what is way more important than dignity.

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Probably about a week. Cats are desert dwellers, and your meat does contain water, which could buy them a few days.

You miss the point of the law

Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk

“Looks like a tough man”. Is this really the level of political comprehension we’re working with? No wonder you idiots elected a fascist. Are all of you 12? Go back to playing fortnight.