A laser attack during a hurricane would really surprise the target.

Back to the future.

1955 Doc Brown on plutonium availability:

https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/258968-im-sure-that-in-1985-plutonium-is-available-in-every-corner-drugstore-but-in-1955-its-a-li

Texas Governor Greg Abbott says: “It could have been worse.”

I actually do this with my TV infrared remote control.

Nah. This doesn’t count because that guy is clearly from the future when you can buy a 1K laser at the corner store. In 2024, they are a little bit harder to come by.

But the drone stays in the air by making wind, which would cool down the mirror?

This is why I never open someone else’s makeup bag.

Does that work both in and out of a slime block boundary?

Thanks!

(I really need to subscribe to Nebula. There is some really great long form content there.)

Too bad. Can’t get more Russians to sign up with the promise of “getting to poop into a balloon!”

Oh, no, these balloons are already filled with North Korean poop. The Russians still have to use their regular wilderness holes.

Probably a better bathroom experience than what the front line Russian soldiers are getting right now.

Would Kim’s outfit be called a pantsuit?

Didn’t something like this happen in a different state and so someone wrote the 10 commandments in Hebrew and the schools freaked out about having “heathen” writing on the wall?

Because the original christian “god” only wrote in modern US English.

Let’s never eat anywhere near each other.

Oops, you didn’t even finish reading my first comment and just started replying. So your answer actually doesn’t apply.

You full well know we’re talking about the average guy in just your everyday average bathroom usage.

We’re not talking about edge cases.

There are some edge cases where you would never wash your hands - because you don’t have any, or wearing a pee bag (whatever they are called)…

There are some edge cases where you should just pee in your clothes - when you’re floating in the middle of the ocean all alone…

There are some edge cases where you always make someone else handle your business - when you’re in a coma…

There are some edge cases where you should hold your pee - someone has an example…

What other edge cases do you want to think up to prove absolutely nothing?

You don’t wash your hands after peeing?

Good. Get people tax numbers so they can legally work and go to school and strengthen the country.

Legal people can report shitty employers and slum landlords. These are the assholes we should deport.

More workers means more homes built means more stuff bought means more businesses means more income.

There are sides dudes so manly that when they go to the bathroom they thoroughly wash their hands before doing their business, but not afterwards.

Now you know why the cold and the flu and now COVID will never go away.