Who caris

Edit: I just want to clarify because I would feel bad if my friends online actually thought I was trying to be mean. “Caris” is the greek root in the word Anomolacaris, meaning “abnormal shrimp.” I couldn’t think of a better pun for caris is all.

Two Ts in a bucket

What flavor is in olives. Oil and sour? That one.

Please don’t, I can’t get fig in/on me, they’re not vegan.

Amigara Fault for Evangelion Fans.

Your name is lit up pink for your hexbear anniversary and I’m realizing now that there are only like six hexbears

“zero-party state”

What, like Utah?

He’s been selling them for a while. Who would want to walk around with a drawing of pubic hair on their wrist all the time?

Alright, is this a lib thing, or a millennial thing? I see people do this often, where they just pull something out of thin air to get mad about.

I just don’t get it, there’s a laundry list a mile long of reasons to hate ol’ Donny boy, what human urge is telling people that they need to justify their anger with “The worst part of it all? I bet he yelled at his cab driver once!” Or “You know what makes me mad? Trump is the type to burn ants with a magnifying glass.”

I dont understand why people do it, and I feel embarrassed when I see it.

When do we get the issue about guillotines?

Probably not, but if the list were infinite, Descartes would go above Nixon, mainly for Cartesian coordinate geometry which isn’t even really the thing he’s known for.

I cant even concieve of the type of shit someone must be getting up to to find themselves writing this list with Richard Nixon above René Descarte, John Locke, Joan of Arc, and King Fucking Arthur. Even putting Nixon above fellow US President, Truman, who authorized two nuclear attacks on another country, is beyond wild to me.

I just ate a fifth of beans, dare me to drive?

Not a hot dog though

I thought about going all out with this post and doing a little comic strip, like a panel of bean-joker smugly delivering his line to brat-man, a cutaway panel depicting a high society dinner party where a guest reaches for some chips but the bowl is empty, and then it cuts back to the interrogation room, the partygoers have breached the door and they’re tearing bean-joker apart and devouring him.

Idk I decided that’s a lot of work for a joke someone has probably already gotten to before.

Looked into it, all of Europe should be turned into a nature preserve, as atonement.

Just shutting down because of sensory overload. Me too buddy, every time I go to the store.

Fuck foie gras and fuck France, unlimited genocide on the French for creating foie gras, among their other heinous crimes.

This guy’s never seen They Live

Let’s put a bean in that mouth