And by 2027 it might even function!

You’re gonna want to include a little more info. This sounds crazy close to medical fraud and no one wants to become an accessory, so what job and are you qualified? Because qualified medical professionals own scrubs and people who aren’t licensed medical professionals rarely need scrubs.

Not accusing you of anything, but I thought you might want to know what’s going through the mind of at least one person scrolling past your post who decided not to help.

Explaining that info would make it more likely for someone to help out

This is as stupid now as it was the last 30 times someone did something like this. Parents be warned: all following this will accomplish is making your children loathe you

Genuine question because you absolutelyalready took the time out of your day to clarify the intent with your parenthetical at the end there: is this an ego thing? Like what is it about tone indicators like “/s” that you hate so deeply that you feel the need to go out of your way to create a bespoke, alternate tone indicator which was 10x longer and 100x whiny-er? Where did these feelings come from? Clearly you understand that they’re needed, so why do you persist in this nonsense?

Maybe. Unfortunately US law doesn’t have a concept of “freedom to not worship”, so it’s tricky for atheists to push back against religious overreach because it’s hard to prove the exclusive religious favoritism for Christians in this country as an atheist since atheists are by definition impossible to prevent from worshiping.

It’s a lot easier to just say hail Satan and then crush the snowflakes in court since now you are religious, just for a bullshit religion which they can’t legally call bullshit on. Because that’s the other thing. There is absolutely no legal test of faith. The court must take satanists specifically at their word and push no further. Christianity is a major established religion in the US which means Satan is widely recognized, so it isn’t a random cult they can spin shutting down, and it is a religion so they can’t pretend the satanist isn’t covered by the first amendment protection.

Basically US law is stupid and that makes claiming to be a satanist extremely legally expedient

Only one way to find out

If by a while they mean the past 30 years then sure. Every iteration of Nintendo’s eShop since they started slapping Ethernet ports onto consoles has been a buggy mess “for a while”

Lows is the same distance from home. What a The fuck are they thinking?

Tearing down monopolies is an inherent good independent of the fact that the entire industry should be torn down with them. Be happy the court is willing to exercise their power to break monopolies at all. Doing so here normalizes doing it elsewhere

Slazers’ point that is is pocket change to apple however is an excellent point. If it forces compliance then it’s still a win. We’ll see what happens

Regardless of what the answer is, you are definitely not happy. Seriously my dude. Why are you being so aggressive? Miscommunication happens all the time. It isn’t this big of a deal

I have no agenda. Unlike you I don’t give a fuck what someone else decides to do with their life. I’m not misreading or mischaracterizing anything. Chappelle roan has been astoundingly clear on her opinion. You’re just not listening, and arguing against what you feel like arguing against. You’re angry at a strawman and it’s preventing you from actually talking about the topic seriously

Nope. They literally didn’t read it correctly. You’re projecting hard here dude. Just because this situation implies you also have terrible reading comprehension skills doesn’t mean you have to take it so personally.

Seriously, I was just trying to help him out by clearing up the miscommunication. I truly don’t care one way or the other what people do with their own genitals

Not op bro. I was just letting them know they misread the prompt. I’d love for them to be happy as a person having chosen to have children. Being miserable sucks! I hope that’s not the case, but I don’t know if it is or not because op pointedly did not address it

There’s a huge difference between “I am happy with my choice” and “I am happy in my life”

Not my question, not moving goalposts. I’ve got no dog in this race my dude. I was just explaining that they didn’t read the question right. If that’s still their answer then great! Good for them! But I’d love to hear their actual answer to the actual question chappel roan posed from their own “lips” thank you very much.

That’s not what she meant. It’s not “are you happy being a parent?” It’s “are you, a person who happens to be a parent, genuinely happy?”

Hey, new here. What’s going on?

Your plan is sound. Just make sure whatever you use as a brace underneath doesn’t naturally warp in the same direction

Oh my God, when will they give up trying to make “smart” devices a thing!?! Literally no one uses them! It’s something like 20% of smart appliances ever get connected to the internet which is good since they’re a massive hacking risk

Slapping ai buzzwords on a vacuum doesn’t make the idea of a wifi enabled vacuum more enticing. Not to mention, why on earth would someone who was interested in idiot trap tech like that ever buy a sick vacuum over a Roomba? It’s like every appliance manufacturer lives in a fallout bunker with how out of touch they are

Criticizing me for using complex, appropriate linguistic cultural markers while also acting pissed about prescriptivism. Class, that’s what we call internal inconsistency! Also known as hypocrisy! Seriously, we all know me not using a period was a tone indicator. Be better.

Not that anyone missed that. You’re entire personality is im14andthisisdeep personified. You’re a literal firehose of pseudointellectual drivel

And the fact that you aren’t insulting people is not for any lack of trying on your part. You’re just shit at it. You’re the only person who is buying the lie that you’re just “telling it like it is”. Your utter distain for everyone else drips from every word and you’re not stupid enough to not know that. Which means you’re delusional

And for the record, though your “manifesto” here really doesn’t deserve the effort, you’re an idiot for thinking a “return” to print media of all fucking things is 1) possible, and 2) actually going to solve absolutely anything. And before you jump in I know what you actually meant, but the fact of the matter is all of your ideas are rose tinted, romanticized horseshit. You’ve no actual concept of how the world around you functions, you just think you’re better than everyone around you and if they just acted like you instead everything would be fine.

Social media is a symptom. Trump is a symptom. The media landscape is a symptom. The political landscape is a symptom! And I hate to break it to you kid (again I’m throwing you a bone here pretending you’re young and just have maturing to do. I’m begging you let me sleep better and don’t correct me) but the US in 2023 and the US today are the exact fucking same. Welcome to the real world, sorry it sucks, but this shit isn’t new. It’s start isn’t even in living memory. The only thing new is that you started to pay attention

Live long enough to be embarrassed by how you behaved here.

NVM you’re like a trillion years old. ( I mean Jesus, what kind of psycho doxes themselves on their profile like that?) You’re just another selfish liberal boomer who’s been willfully ignorant up until the moment that was literally impossible. I changed my mind. You had your chance to be a good person already and you proved you weren’t. Do us all the favor already. Your generation’s apathy and selfishness are literally the reason all of this is happening. No wonder I thought you were a fucking child. Choke on your rage and drown in your tears you pathetic thief of humanity’s future

Fyi, “clown population” isn’t ever going to catch on. Idk how it sounds in your native language but you are not communicating effectively in English.

Seriously. Using “Clown population” in a sentence out loud is like chewing gravel to an English speaker. Your language skills are distracting severely from your message in general, you sound like a buzzword vending machine, but your choice of insult is the most glaringly “doesn’t know how English grammar works”

Burdening Canadians who try to trade with enemy nations is the point. It has to hurt for people to get off their ass and do the right thing by divesting from the US completely. Export taxes would miss the majority of international commerce with the US, which would hamper the effectiveness significantly. It doesn’t do anything unless it’s impossible to avoid for anyone still willing to touch the US