“Plus Size Gamer”

Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

Dude! That clothes rack is… EMPTY!!!

According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 5 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11.

Edit: I was wrong. Here are the fruits of my research:

Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year, would take until 2142 to surpass the 9/11 deaths

Kids 12 and below: 40 deaths per year, would take until 2075 to surpass those deaths

Children 17 and below, when counting accidents only, would take until 2029

That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus

Only T U E S D A Y S

You randomly made me think of this video again :D

https://youtu.be/U_YBzJBa_mA?si=wzdfnRkP61b-KSme

That mouth is usually hidden and only shows when they feed/eat/hunt. Golden feather Xenomorph

I don‘t want Remakes. I want Re-Imaginings!

Don’t give me Final Fantasy 6 Pixel UHD 4K with the same old boring Battle System - give me a new game with the same story!

Or heck - let me play as the bad guy! Make it “The legend of Zelda - The Rise of Ganondorf“ where you’re doing the stuff that happens between kid-Link and grown-Link in Ocarina of Time

I thought I was having a stroke, when in reality the choice and placement of words in a certain order made my brain try to process it as if it was created with value in Mind, when in reality this piece of media might have been solely created to shorten a circuit in the brain of unsuspecting subjects, searching through this corner of the internet in hope of an endorphin boost.

Erm… a game that’s 3 days to release should be finished, no?

Shoot to the moon

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Yes. For a Wii Game.

To shamelessly steal the top comment:

Should’ve been called “Legend of Zelda - The missing Link”

I think sims player are desperate enough to have paid $ 80 for this game in pre-alpha.

Just add mod support and release it unfinished. It’s Paradox - a triple A studio - it’s expected to be a buggy, unfinished mess.

Magnificunt move! That way, the MacBooks get all the problems back they had back in the days when they got thinner and thinner, and with the “self repair service” they get even more money! And when the people verschlimmbessern their devices, they get even more money when they buy a new MacBook!!

Truly, a man ahead of his time

“Verschlimmbessern” is the best one I’ve read somewhere. It’s the result of trying to fix it but you fail and make it worse.

Oh, and it’s read as in red, not read as in rede

Don’t forget that there once was a time when smart people just added letters to words that don’t do anything - like the b in debt, which was called det before. Or when America got rid of Britains U after O because newspapers charged per letter.

Wasn’t that the loveless corporate game that had all the cities literally just copied and rotated by a teeny bit?