Worse, he’s a businessman

Disclaimer, idk about DRM in any of these games, I’ve never bothered to check.

Borderlands 2, obviously. Yeah, it’s old, but it holds up great. I’m currently playing through it with my gf, and she’s enjoying it.

Deep Rock Galactic. It’s great fun, ranging from totally chill but squishing game to adrenaline pumping anxiety inducing horde survival. No real “story,” but a solid piece of worldbuilding with a great universe.

Payday 2 was so good it killed Payday 3. Surprisingly enough, there is a story here, and it’s weird. Lmao

Roboquest, if you only have one friend. An absolute banger of a rougelite shooter. Tons of depth, charming art style, great gunplay.

Is this game actually worth playing now?

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

A decent story in a beautiful atmosphere, bogged down by weak mechanics and genuinely the worst ending I’ve ever seen in a video game. I give it a 6, but take 5 points off for the ending. If you want a real cat game, pounce on Little Kitty Big City. It’s made by an original Half Life dev for their children, and you can tell they put their heart into it. Objectively better in all aspects, I give it a perfect 10.

While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.

As the dude who wears loud clothes every so often, to the total chagrin of my partner, that compliment you have was the payoff from a dozen “that’s ugly” vs a dozen “nah it’s dope”. Thank you for settling the debate. Lmao

They’re not empty, they’re full of possibilities

Why tf do I keep seeing posts about boycotts and protests the day they’re happening

A lil stocky

Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.

“May the best daddy win”

I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.

Fellas, is GSG fumbling the bag?

Mechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don’t really know.

Hawken was recently brought back from the dead by a few insanely dedicated fans.

Just have your king do a perfect counter when the Black Queen moves to attack, duh

1. Take control of the system
2. Abuse the system until it breaks The system no longer functions, as expected. This prevents the system from leaking revenue
3. Claim this broken system is unnecessary junk
4. Remove the junk
5. Repeat as necessary Logical conclusion: total destruction of money leaking service sectors without firing a single person. Avoid payouts related to severance because everyone “quit.” Save any costs those services were spending.
6. Profit

Yo I just noticed they have little bro canines! He a meateater!

I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.