gender gear strive

bought darkest dungeon (1) cause it was $3 and its been great, no deaths yet so overconfidence will definitely be my slow and insidious killer

a beacon in the night I can raise my eyes to earthshine

definitely, since its much more a deckbuilder than a poker game as youre trying to match a score instead of outwit other real players. theres still the different types of hands but those are easy to learn

The Balatro grind continues

you left your coat last time you visited the asteroid belt, should I mail it to you via short-period comet or is long-period comet fine?

Somsnosa hylics

I think my two favorite that have stood the test of time are:

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

and also

The dive bar at the end of the universe

im surprised you don’t want 1 month with 2 days (the days are extremely long)