The Michael Scott and Donald trump and John F Kennedy center etc

Always knew the moon was a rush job. They din’t want you to see the other side which is all ugly and looks dumb as hell. Fukn moon JFC

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

This is at least 2.5 of jeopardy

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Is this some sort of mog or jestergoon?

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

French dip be like “oh non! my je ne sais quoi!”

I will throw hands over the disparagement of a hot beef dipped

One less kid than you thought tho

Don’t hurt the feelings of this very special boy

Waffle House got sumn for ya

Maybe Wookiee are marsupials

On a scale of “no” to “fuck no” please rate

Noooo Bart don’t wear the pedo hat

MAGA gonna fuck kids one way or the other

Take, for example, the class war

Cain’t even saw no bones no more cuz of woke

FWIW, many of the elder gays/lesbians I know are getting armed and learning/teaching to shoot. Other folks are migrating to safer places to provide a pathway to safety for trans people. Straight allies are training in resistance, de-escalation, wasting fash time and resources. Others are training skills and tactics best mentioned in person.

To be clear, I think we need a lot more of it. And we need to connect, grow, share, provide mutual aid, etc offline (or on encrypted platforms) more as well. Everyone whose heart isn’t rotten has a role that they can play, and an amount of risk they’re in the position to take on. It’s not on the shoulders of those who are targeted, but community, connectivity, and working for a cause can be great ways to counter hopelessness and despair. Find it where and how you can, survive, stay safe, and know you are loved.

Got u these candles, my baby, my belle