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10 days agoDamn the smoking at the desk must have been awful. Dont get me wrong, im a smoker and do enjoy a indoor cig every so often but sitting around it all the time cant be nice.
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Yummy yummy, get in my tummy
14·26 days agoYeah im calling bullshit on this one
15·1 month agoWell if i was told the correct thing one of the main reasons Shiks wore turbans in the past was to protect their heads when they fell off their horses in battle. So yeah, a helmet.
Also apparently the “bracelets” were to tie their swords to so if they dropped it while on a horse it wouldnt just fall leaving them weapon-less.
Theres more reasons behind the 5 K’s (the above being two of the) but i cant really remember them.
…But im not attracted to the small ones.
2·2 months agoYou’ve never tried toddler meat?! You’re missing out there!
13·2 months ago*…30-foot flame-throwing range, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth"
Is that wifi6? 🤔
1·3 months agoOh wow, thanks for the heads up, im in the UK so not sure if things are different here but ill defo take your advice on that!
Yes however, I’m torn between either donating my organs or donating my body to science.
My thinking is I could maybe help save a couple of lives if my organs are in a decent enough state, although with my life style they probably wont be, or maybe my body could be used as a cadaver to train new doctors possibly saving a lot more lives.
Even if its not used for training doctors my thinking is that even a small amount learnt from the use of my body has got to help somewhere.
6·3 months agoMaybe biological intelligence is just the bootloader for less squishy forms of life?
This might be one of my favourite sentences ever…
No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.
Takes a little practice.
I thought maldon salt was a finishing salt, with the shape adding to the texture and flavour of the salt. Am i wrong?
Nah not true, ive done it on £200 shops, not perfectly but enough. Take the time to think about where your putting stuff as your putting things in your basket/trolley and its easy to move a few bags of crisps to get to the bottles for example.
I imagine it tastes like sweet sweet covid.
3·4 months agoHoly butt munch Batman! Why are we taught lies!?
Please tell me hes called Manbat
SHES A ROBOT?!