DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

Critical support to Lord Commander Comrade Donny Deals for his mission to covertly destroy the US capitol at any rate.

Calling it now this will 100% make any audio of the event unusable and still fuck up the roads.

Surely Mr. Donny Deals will manage not to miscalculate American softpower this time and cause a massive backfire thus further dissolving US global hegemony.

Penis Dudes.

Getting my home invaded in 2035 by Lt. Brick Scoutly for not drinking my loyalty coca-cola filled with extra worm eggs and horse vitamins as issued by Lord King Nurgle Kennedy and the ramen-noodle mess of worms piloting his brain.

The haka could have “initimidated” other lawmakers, the committee ruled,

“b-b-b they were being mean to us!”

Car batteries were just the warm up.

Dems will instantly circle the wagons when Iran eventually blows it out of the sky and we’ll get clips of AOC crying at his funeral.

“Ukraine is actually Russian” is not the lib take I thought I’d see today.

Wonder how long the poor thing had to be dead before it smelled worse than the rest of the house tbh

Horrible news for my AI generated MAGA 2028 red bubble store

For every sketchy as hell boomer I’ve ever overheard talking about visiting occupied Palestine seething and malding over getting their semi-regular flights cancelled another 50,000 neurons in my brain get absolutely flooded with dopamine.

Death to the Zionist entity. Nothing but admiration to the beautifully kind and brave people of Yemen on this one.

“Victory Day for WWI” doesn’t even feel correct for the title of a day. “WWI Victory Day” is what you’d expect?

Did they chat gpt a suggestion for a new national holiday and just ran with the name it spat out?

Done this before at a nonprofit with a pay-what-you-can stand. Nice way to spend 4 hours outside and you get a little workout in. Fucking ruled lmao.