Everything from NOFX before Fat Mike learned to sing approximately on the third album.

Anchovies on pizza is practically declaring war on good and god.

Self-driving cigarettes with a built in chatbot.

Please sign in to Google tho.

And how many times can you watch movies from your ripped collection throughout your lifetime before putting any stress on your laser?

Your worries only make sense if you expect to pass away within the next 3.33 years. 🤷

How do you plan on watching those movies without stressing the laser an equal amount?

If you watch all your movies once and a single one more than once… Won’t that stress the laser more?

Me: Newly registered on a gay hookup site, about to add a description and a profile pic.

Everybody’s instant DM’s: “Banan?”

Me: “Dude you don’t even have a profile pic and a profile text.”

Them: “Here’s banan!”

Sigh

It’s the great equalizer, everybody will suffer and die equally while those hiding in bunkers will be sealed in with concrete by angry ghouls.

smacking her very hard

“Scientists baffled as octopus strike fish for no other apparent reason than ‘spite’.”

I’m going home to defend the motherland.

Cats cannot move their jaws sideways I’ve heard. I’d rather be a cat than have sidebite.

Andthayswhenyoujustletloosewiththetalkingatsomepointtheyregoingtobecomemorementalthanyouandyoucanoffertherapyandmakesomesidecash!

In the vast majority of cases, certainly not. Anybody putting up any sort of threat will be… Policed. Anybody pretending they didn’t just lose everything - by design - will be policed. There’s a chance some people will be retroactively policed for making posts like this.

Oh dear, I was just joking. I… My condolences.

Iverctim, the drug approved for human use in 1987, given to tens of millions over 40 years and whose discoverers got the Nobel price in medicin, listed by the WHO as an essential drug?

That horse dewormer?

Oh dang I didn’t know

I like Iceraven.

Some call it clever, some call it insidious. I don’t mind though, haven’t been to that shit site since they went mad and showed me the same bullshit, unskipable ad several times in a row, over and over for a week because that’s the only thing they had for my geo location.

So now I boycott both twitch and that shit company that paid money to annoy me a bit, hit the jackpot and annoyed me massively to the point where I took it personally.

You have a TV? Perhaps right next to your landline phone?

Wallabag has the same RSS features and can export to several formats, epub included, but the annotation system is only supported in the web interface. Even the official android app doesn’t support it. No Wallabag client on any platform supports self signed certs so forget about anything but web UI if you run it on a closed LAN.

Because according to the devs it’s more secure to run a public facing server with a CA backed cert that on a closed LAN which I VPN into with a self-signed cert. Even a toggle to allow it is too dangerous.