Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

No, I’m just going to adblock harder.

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Truly a sign of absolute madness.

How’s your eyes, that green light given you glasses yet?

11-eyes 🤓

So basically quad-glasses?

But what if they aren’t happy to chat on their coffee breaks either?

What you’re suggesting is basically just hitting the snooze button. “I’m sorry but I’m just the type of person who don’t do small talk.” in a polite but firm manner have worked wonders for me before.

Very good.

We all know that’s not going to happen.

I see.

Dystopia is having to learn a whole new system and manually punch in commands in VIM instead of just entering “0400” and clicking “Every day” in a GUI simply to run a scheduled backup because some cyberpunks think it’s cool to stare at the black and green terminal emulator into the early morning and think that everybody else enjoys doing the same so we really don’t need a GUI.

it’s just frustrating to think about what could have been and what’s waiting in the future.

Modern existence in a nutshell.

We and our 1287 partners

Hahaholy shit!

Now we’re talking proper dystopia!

I’d love to inherit a house even if it had no appliances and was falling apart…

And do systemd timers come with a GUI?

People always give me the stink eye when I tell’em I’m living the nightmare.

I fell ya, I once went to a store and it was closed when it was supposed to be open. The sign even said “Open”. Maybe they were on the toilet or something.

I wish this was how I spent my youth.

I’ve used both Mull and Iceraven on phone, Librewolf on desktop. I went back to stock FF and tweaked it on desktop because it was tuned differently than I wanted - Particularly when it came to dark mode support. On phone I always settled for Iceraven but it’s miles behind chromium forks when it comes to tab management (ironically, FF is miles ahead when it comes to tab management on desktop).