Banana Slama

Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog

They hated him because he spoke the truth

I’ve seen lots of them graduate where I live. They typically argue with it and say “Scientists don’t know everything” and continue being ignorant throughout the rest of their time in school

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

Thats why every fast food place has some kind of cheese stuffed cheesy cheese topped cheese (thats right we put cheese in it) cheezy meal

This reminds me. How do japanese shut ins afford to live the way they do?

Checks notes

Next itll be that there was no Epstein. He was made up by the Democrats who are secretly in cahoots with China or some shit

She covered herself in tattoos. I’m not a tattoo artist but I feel like that would be difficult especially on the chest

Its crazy how Pam Bondi the Attorney General says there was no epstein files client list when a few months ago she said on live tv that she was currently reviewing the epstein files client list

Christopher Lee!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Verden?wprov=sfla1

The time 4500 saxons were beheaded and thrown in a river during the Frankish forced conversion of the germanic pagans to christianity

As long as I can punch the arms off of my enemies I am happy

This is also mine. All day at a pool with no sunscreen. The burn had almost a purple hue to it and my parents did nothing about it so I lay in my room on my belly for days until eventually my parents dropped me off at my aunt and uncles and my uncle cotton saw my now cracking skin said “Boy get some aqua vera on that thing good god!” And after that it started to heal

Yeah this is pretty accurate

My grandad told us when he dies to dig a hole and throw him in it with his overalls on so that “they” dont rob him one last time

I remember being a kid wishing there was more world history being taught. Seemed like we got a touch of world history in 6th grade and 9th grade but between those spaces was all US History

Isnt this just cloning? Like if they grew sperm cells and eggs from my dandruff and combined them

Frog. Frog legs are so good