I may no longer be into the show, but I will always love seeing Princess Celestia <3

damn i missed the deadline by 12 years…

Autopilot literally switched ITSELF off less than half a second from the moment of impact. it didn’t try to stop the car, it just shut itself off so it couldn’t be blamed.

Imagine if someone whipped throwing knives at your back and then tried to argue “but your honor I was not holding any knives at the time of the stabbing”

Fuck Tesla, fuck Elon, fuck every simp who shits excuses out their mouths for him

(I mean, not YOU, you aren’t doing any of those things; I’m just saying, those people. In general.)

No swallows necessary

They will be indispensable for documenting, for historians, what it was like when the United States still had law.

Hoo boy here comes the brain drain!

Maybe Europe can call it operation stapler…

Ohhhhh! Games about killing Nazis! Okay yeah I get it.

Honestly? It’d be incredibly flattering! If my partner said that to me when we’re out, my heart would melt.

Boi a grower not a shower I guess :3

“you’re so cute that I’m nervous!”

Cap in the back, low-key up front. Got it.

Wtf is you talkin bout op

He needs to post footage of it turning off as he drives. An uninterrupted one-camera take from start to crash to finish.

The forbidden way to smoke chicken.

As unlikely as New England becoming Canada’s newest province would be, it’s STILL more likely than Canada ever becoming the 51st state.

I say this with admiration for Canada: when you back crazy cannucka into corners, they INVENT NEW WAR CRIMES that the international community hasn’t thought to write laws against.

Canada burned the white house to the fucking ground before.

They’ll do it again.

AND AMERICA WILL HAVE IT COMING.

I just wish New England could go ahead and join Canada already to ruin the US federal government’s economy and industry. Cascadia (the states of California, Washington, and Oregon) should become a province too. what’s left of the United States can’t survive without receiving affirmative action participation trophies and charity from us. The whole world would be a better place.

Unless the artist was a brony.

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Ahhh yeah okay on that point it’s definitely illustrative! some of the context was lost by languange barrier…

and yep sure enough there’s basically nobody in Siberia…

it’s time to “chuck” Schumer.

this map is also presupposing that Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Georgia, Armenia, Azererbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikstan, and Kyrgyzstan are all “In Russia”, which … is exactly the kind of puffed up blatantly self-aggrandizing dipshittery we all know to be a VERY russian-government-coded behavior.

I mean, I know Belarus is basically nothing but a puppet-state of Russia (which is exactly what they wanted Ukraine to become if Volodymyr Zelenskyy hadn’t won the election, displaced their useful idiot, and derailed their handover) and suspect that Georgia is generally more friendly to Russia than it is to Ukraine, but … fucking Armenia???
Fucking … LITHUANIA?!

This map is suggesting that many of Russia’s densest population centers aren’t in Russia.

But it also firmly suggests Russia’s intentions to enslave all these areas.