“I had a dream… of cheeky cash-grab”

I wasn’t sure what to expect but that’s a fun list, if a bit random.

I didn’t think he did, but now I’m wondering if he has. 🤔

They certainly deliver on the name.

They’ve been hammering out the trailer in cinemas for a few weeks now. It’s not filling me with enthusiasm.

“You may be Captain America, but you are not Steve Rogers.”

That may come back to haunt them.

The car crashed into the back of a van and looks to have spun hard into the petrol station forecourt, bending the bollards back, wrapping itself around the metal upright and ending up on top of the bin. To bend the bollards and the pillar they must have been going at considerable speed.

I failed to see what the point of this (and the TV series that set it up) was and it seems like their isn’t one.

With the development hell and such bad word of mouth this far out, it is lining up to be their biggest box office bomb so far.

You stopped scrolling too soon. The list goes on:

• Cuckoo
• Longlegs
• Oddity

I thought it a biy weird that the main image is from Longlegs but it didn’t make the list.

It’s definitely a good year for horror, we’ve still got left a few contenders:

• Terrifier 3 - which will make most end-of-year lists
• Sleep 2 - which is more popular than I realised, it left me cold
• Nosferatu - I’m not sure what it’ll bring to the table but we’ll see
• Heretic - looks like a good central performance from Hugh Grant
• The Platform 2 - has a lot of promise
• Azrael - never bet against a Samara Weaving horror
• Nightbitch - Amy Adams ending the year for us

Pedantry corner: the product is Kinder Eggs, kinder eggs are something else entirely.

“Don’t let the filth catch you with this up your botty?”

Doesn’t seem appropriate for a kiddie treat but they have to learn the lesson eventually.

Nature red in tooth and claw indeed.

And that pillar laid down it’s life heroically.

Neither Phillips nor Phoenix was even sure about making a sequel and, for a time, contemplated putting on a Broadway show instead, before ultimately committing to the movie and bringing aboard Gaga in a role inspired by the comic book character Harley Quinn. The idea for the sequel came to Phoenix in a dream, and he and Phillips brought the idea to Emmerich, according to sources.

In the end, some are saying that Joker: Folie à Deux is a very expensive art film. But when asked who the intended audience was, one outside source sums it up this way: “For Joaquin.”

I’d have loved to be a fly on the wall:

I don’t want to make a sequel movie to Joker.

Well wait until you hear this: Joaquin has had a dream…

Oh dear.

And they are going to pay you $20M each!

I’m listening.

I wasn’t sure if this was going to be called off after one competitor killed another on camera.

Pretty much. With the indication from the sniffer dog they have probable cause, so your options boil down to the rough way or the rougher way.

Challenge accepted!

It would explain why all the Elves buggered off - they’d just had enough of our nonsense.

You don’t want to spoil the Surprise.

Talk about a k-hole!

It’s an interesting one - UK newspapers have called thr French 18 classification a “rare ban” despite the fact that all the Terrifier films are an 18 in the UK. Admittedly, not such a rare rating here as in France but I’ve never heard of an 18 certificate here being described as a “ban”.