The last time i watched a clip where he got “absolutely booed” there was maybe 5% boos and 95 percent were cheering with their fat little fists.

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn’t speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

My family is full of semi hoarders, i’m quite the opposite, and i often really don’t get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

But “dumb” animals are fine? We even torture them because we think they taste cool.

There is no way. How does that not count as blackface?

Sometimes i think salt is a little too spicy

I think most of the world’s problems could be solved with a bunch of home alone style traps.

I bet you don’t get a lot of things.

Idk, but they all look like shit. To some asshole it’s worth 120 million dollars. We live in a clown world.

Not in american history class, obviously. But the resto the world, sure.

I really thought the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is what america needed. The second time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is really gonna keep his promises. The third time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star surely is not gonna just lie again.

Alright, just 3 or 4 more times, but then i’m really slowly gonna lose patience.

Because everyone who was in prison will kill your family for a few hundred dollars. Yes.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.

That’s not really how it works legally. But rightfully, yes.

I usually make edibles with AVB.

America isn’t real. I just refuse to believe

Omg, that’s kinda what i thought. Nature pictures are super cool, but no picture of how we treat nature in general. No garbage island. Even back then, what defines a lot about humanity is war and treating each other like shit. I don’t see a point in making us look like a perfect and great species, when we’re clearly not. If anyone ever finds this, it’s gonna be so far and so long, that it doesn’t matter.