

Try the pork chop bone.
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.


Try the pork chop bone.
Some parts of the world have never had or heard of cornbread. An even larger portion of the world doesn’t know that it comes in both sweet and unsweet forms.
In some parts of the world you might be facing criminal charges or social ruducule for suggesting that a bread can be made with a batter.

But seriously, you are on the right track. AI isn’t going over almost burn one “side” of the meatballs.
He did say that he wasn’t saying it was AI and then went on to specify that it was poor quality AI or edited.
Well it probably is edited. I have vti edit all my uploads here because otherwise people complain. Turns out that unless you spend more time on lighting and picture taking that food pics suck on a phone screen unless you tweak the colors a bit.
And if it was high quality AI would he have noticed?
Glory to your spaghetti and meatballs.
As I have said many times “Be the sea you want the world to change.”
We are all the Strait of Hormuz


Elegant brevity achieved.


What an unfortunate thing to happen on free eggs night.
Bean in chili are great. Texture. Flavor. Filler stretching.
The replacement of buttermilk with soy bean oil has destroyed a lot of things.
I think people that tolerate ranch are just fine with it.
I am not one of those people. I have a deep loathing for ranch.
I would have been tempted to make a Minecraft Heathcliff skin and replace the comic version with the Minecraft version. Then I would have decided to be lazy.
Trap Neuter Release. Find homeless cats, trap them. Get them fixed and vaccinated against rabies. Put them back where they were found. This stops them from breeding out of control.
Can’t go wrong with bacon and cheese.
I’d love it if I could go to a store with my own bottles and top off with my favorite condiments.
People have really weird choices on corn dog condiments. I prefer about a 50-50 mixture of yellow mustard and ketchup, but some people find mustard completely abhorrent. And in a lot of cases I find ketchup abhorrent.
Put anything inside the dog other than cheese and bacon and you’re going to lose sales. And corn dogs are all about being the lowest denominator mass appeal product. Which is why you don’t find cheese and bacon flavored corndogs because you have to charge more for those and nobody’s going to pay more.

🎵 To see if it still feels
The only cats that lick the tin are the ones in my kitchen afterwards I have removed all the tasty fishes from it. This happens more often than I like to admit.
I know that you are less offended by cat urine smell if you have Toxoplasmosis gondi, the most successful parasite on Earth, but I’m starting to be concerned that infection also makes you crave sardines.
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