More like a snowflake ❄️

Was that your van parked down by the river?

1 month later…

What’s this?

I could liver without it

Watch it under the covers

Good news! It’s only been mid-70s the last couple weeks in Texas

Just heard it 30 minutes ago and was confused

Less mowing, more wild flowers, and somewhere with water

P is for ‘Priceless’, the look upon your faces
E is for ‘Extinction’, all your puny races
R for ‘Revolution’, which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise…

E is for ‘Eccentric’, just listen to my song
C is for ‘Completion’, that I’ve waited for so long!
T is for the ‘Terror’, upon you I’ll bestow…

My name is Perfect Cell. And I’d like to say… Hello

I wonder if they have a scoop to load the body into the trunk

I’ve dreamt about taking out all my money and racking up as much debt as possible before fleeing the country to a place I can live comfortably.

Use a vacuum first, never apply water

Michelle Pfeiffer

Trump is what 50+ years of propaganda and self-congratulatory masturbation as a country produces.

Always has been

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It’s working the shaft that’s really got him beat

Free speech and privacy only apply to citizens*

*Exceptions apply to all minorities and Democrats

It’s all theater. It will die in the House

They are actors in the Republican theater ensemble