In another incident, the restaurant staff conspired to serve him undercooked food that left him bedridden for several days with a severe case of diarrhea, giving rise to the name “the trots” as a popular euphemism for said malady [citation needed].

Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn’t answer.

“Check out these dope-ass power dons with their bullets and bombs and five-sided fistagon”

Please, Mister , I grow weary of brewing my own bathtub Four Loko

Obama, but he’s a cloven-hoofed ruminant:

Uhhh, let me be deer

Branch Davidians

No, but he predicted both the Vengaboys and the Vengabus

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

Fuckin’ legend

That comment section is exactly why Manhunt should be considered reading theory.

Is this accelerationism?

WHO LET THE HOGS OUT?

Flu, flu, flu

MFW no year of the Chanty Binx

Doing a heckin’ orientalism by calling it ASIAN Bird Flu and claiming the strain originated in Chinese geese populations

Nut and bolt

It reads like an ad written by some Silicon Valley ghoul trying to get Christian bazingas on board with AI language learning models. If you look at it from the perspective of “someone was paid to write this,” it becomes infinitely more evil.

You did not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.

You must face the squaumpkin alone.

Hopefully Aang and the gaang can help sort everything out.