Running Remnant 2 multiple times to unlock everything is always a good time

Especially unlocking the Archon archetype which took the playerbase data mining the game to figure out exactly how to do it

I mean, that would be shattering the veneer of civility, that’s just a step too far for the DNC

It feels very much like a teacher canceling recess for everyone because they fucked something up

Still recovering from my gallbladder surgery

They gave me one days worth of baby percocet to deal with the pain, so I’ve just been taking edibles and playing Paper Mario on my switch

Gotta love how they expect you to deal with the removal of an organ with ibuprofen and acetaminophen

I forgot they did a Monster Hunter movie

There is a guy who lives in the rich town next to mine whose Jeep is absolutely covered with Rush bumper stickers

The sole exception is a single Sig Sauer sticker

Which is the primary reason I spent the 20 minutes I was stuck behind him in traffic making fun of him

Embracer Group just doing what EA did, but worse

Whomp his ass!

That might have actually been me, sorry

Similar build and everything

Also, percocet is a hell of a drug

MBSA just feels like a horrible disease you get from eating too many Chip Butty’s

Took me a minute to realize what the fuck I was looking at

Like, do these epic foodler fucks have any shame?

Always fuckin loved that one scene in Escape from LA where Snake is up against three guys and goes, “We’ll shoot when this can hits the ground”

He tosses the can into the air and then just wastes all three guys before it even starts coming down

My least favorite trope is more of a universal one

It’s the “If we beat the bad guys using their own tactics, we’re no better than them” trope and it’s been pissing me off since I was five years old

Like, it’s one thing to have a character who is extremely optimistic about rehabilitation and redemption, it’s another one entirely to just pull the old “We’ll figure out a better way” and the better way is an absolute pulled-it-out-of-my-ass thing that only happened because otherwise the hero is fucked

Hell yeah!

Hexbear boxing champs

We’re so cool

Life is hard and we want some comforts

Personally, my comforts have blended with my hardness and turned me into a barely contained ball of violent neuroses

Which is why I box

Well, it’s not quite an Erd and it’s not quite a tree, but wow

So to answer your question, I have no idea

Everything is ladened with high fructose corn syrup

And I say this as a garbage food enthusiast

I just try to eat vegetables too

My Caribbean good looks have been known to give a Fed amneezy