Goblinmancer [any]

Ares being one of the least misogynistic greek god feels like a plot hole even knowing how fucked up the ancient greeks were.

The year is 2300, 99% of the earth is nuclear wasteland, humans are forced to live underground. Humanity has divided among themselves into 2 groups, one worships Nostalgia Critic, the other AVGN.

If anything cancel culture doesnt exist or ineffective overall, like Chris Brown is still making packed numbers, Ronaldo is still one of the most popular athlete of all time, Diddy has fans pouring out baby oil outside of the courtroom to celebrate his acquittal. The entire UK government exists now to appease JK Rowling. Most “cancelled” people I guess is Notch but even then he lives in a fucking mansion infinite free time to play every video game in the earth, meanwhile non-cancelled young people just have to accept they will not ever get a stable job unless they are willing to become a slave/“intern” I guess.

Skyrim is good

Being the dragonborn would have gone harder if they leaned more into the whole “You are not born as the chosen one, YOU CHOOSE TO BECOME ONE” thing in morrowind/shivering isles.

Its so washed that the corporations access to the 90% of the human population’s private data is mainly used to sell shitty “context-sensitive” ads.

The NSA using “this you?” own to every American.

They hated enrico pucci because of spoilerphobia

Why is israel so obsessed with “Qatari funding”? Even though Qatar hosts a US military base?

I hate opening jars “oh you are 6 foot you should be strong enough” my problem is THE FUCKING PAIN from opening it.

This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.

“Because its fun” is top ten villain motivations.

I love fairies man they do shit like swapping humans with changelings for no real material/power gains reasons unlike say a demon.

It actually makes sense that people are claiming Andor have made them more radical specifically because Andor potrays how perfectly logical seemingly “futile” resistance is.

She doesnt even pull the obama trick of “promising to close guantanamo and then when elected somehow forgot about it” She just straight up thought bringing that war criminal Dick Cheney daughter to sponsor her to get “moderate republicans” vote was good idea, never mind that the moderate republicans prefer a 99.9% hitler over 99.89% hitller.

Redditors in r/SRD can somewhat agree on calling out Ethel Cain for being racist in the past (which I kinda agree with) and then turn around support one of the most genocidal regime in the 21st century for no other reason than being the “real adults”. Like whats the point of being “woke” when you support genocide? “UMM sure zionism bad but resisting occupation is bad” They dont want change, they dont want palestine to be free, they just want palestinians to only be victims to be pitied (unless they resist in which case its okay for israel to kill them somehow) and then make movies where zionists express “regret” 15 years later.

They are not even being fucking consistent about the pacifism because lets be honest I doubt they gave a shit if a Ukrainian civilian decides to kill Russians.

The only good thing that come from COD franchise is this speech from finest hour:

“Welcome to Stalingrad. You’re about to begin the greatest moment of your life. The Germans have lost hundreds of tanks and planes. Hitler’s brutalized hordes are now advancing towards Stalingrad over mountains of their own dead bodies. Our Bolshevik Party, our nation, our great country, have given us the task not to let the enemy reach the Volga and to defend the city of Stalingrad. Forward against the enemy! Up into the unremitting battle, comrades, for Stalingrad, for our great country! Not one step back! Cowards and traitors will be shot! Do not count days, do not count miles, count only the number of Germans you have killed. Kill the German - this is your mother’s prayer. Kill the German - this is the cry of your Russian earth. Do not waver! Do not let up! Kill! Death to the German invader!”

“tankie” is so overused bring back just calling things commie like in the good old days.

At least saying commie is kinda fun.

MAGA mindset

Hazbin hotel criticism so bad like “uhh does Vivziepop realize the SINNERS are MURDERERS and EVIL who deserve HELL?” when the two sinners that actually wants to redeem themselves so far is a sex worker who is trapped in crime and a guy who acts like dr doofennshmirtz.

Dragon guarding her hoard