Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • I work in produce at a grocery store and we often have people ask us to cut roots for one reason or another. My coworkers absolutely hate dealing with customers sometimes and I don’t blame them.

    I had a woman shove a yellow yam on my chest and demanded (I think?) in broken english/creole to cut the bad parts off. I guess my autism/tolerance levels were through the roof because I just went and did it for her for some reason. When I got back to her with the yam, she clicked her tongue at me in disappointment and began ranting about how I cut the soul of the yam too deep. She didn’t even buy the damn thing lmao







  • playing Death Must Die and Deep Rock Galactic Survivor again. I’ve been on a long term quest to find the best survivors game in the genre.

    DRGS is really fun and different enough to stand out. Mining/Carving your way through the terrain and having currency being the main objective really plays into the importance of movement and pathing to be successful. The devs have a lot of work to do but it’s 100% worth a shot if you’re bored and want to try something different. I think it has potential to be the best of the best.

    Death Must Die has a new himbo pirouette archer elf that instantly made steam forum chuds mad lmao. This one is closer to the ARPG side of things (think Diablo 2) where random loot drops are just as important as your on the fly build. The loot itself isn’t random bullshit loot piles that need a filter and it doesn’t drop like candy so it’s a very focused loot system with character agnostic stats aside from loot specifically made for the character and armor class (light, medium, heavy). The combat animations are also phenomenal and it feels great to play, especially himbo pirouette elf archer.

    My favorite part of the game is the shit-talking skeleton and edgy elf rogue girl. The humor is silly fun and very much not serious. Sometimes the gods show up for some reason to help you idk about that shit and the artwork is horny for no reason idk. Disregard any review or description that implies the game is inspired by Hades. The gods are about where the comparison ends they are completely different games in tone.








  • I learned that I lean like one of the fem highlander idle poses and it’s made me happy ever since. I can be sufficiently sassy and strong as shit in my dragoon gear and it makes me feel COOL.

    Unfortunately I’m stuck on one of the post-EW MSQ trials thanks to social/performance anxiety sadness . I’m starting to think world of warcraft pve “community” has done untold amounts of mental damage on me lol


  • dude ya it’s sooooooooo fun just slinging invocations around and feeling the crunchy weaves of arcane destroying the screen lmao

    There’s a spell called Rune Bolt that gives you Runes types in a fixed order as you cast it. So baseline it gives Fire, Lightning, Cold always in that order but you can take passives to:

    A) Reverse the original combo order

    B) Random order, random number of runes, and random element PER cast

    C) Repeat the order of runes cast by your last Runic Invocation

    or

    D) Random element with a chance to double cast that element if your last cast was different. On top of that, the chance to double cast is based on a damn crafting material in your bags (i love this passive for some reason lmao)

    I’m not really fucking with Rune Bolt in my realized build but damn it was really fun vomiting invocations while leveling