…
Is the lathe spinning?
“Everything you are is gonna become me…”
Where’s Michael Ironside when you need him?
He’s got them crazy eyes.
I bet they make 100% sure Biden only appears in public or meets the media long before sundown. He’s been a pol for ~50 years so he sometimes can get on the stump and do his angry old man thing. He seems to be in excellent form there. But I’d bet my life savings he can’t do that once it’s getting dark. And they desperately don’t to give the public single reminder of how broken down he is.
Biden: Cacophony of Demons is a movie I want to see.
when he used to be a bellhop in 1901.
Did I see that movie?
Ninja edit: Or maybe it was Jerry Lewis.
I cued it up to a random spot with cheering - Biden speaks at campaign rally in North Carolina following debate. They must have put in a huge number of ringers into the audience. There’s no way they could be that excited about Joe Fucking Tired Old Man Dead Man Walking Biden. No way at all.
“Hunter, you’re my best bud.”
“Baron, you’re my best bud.”
“Best buds forever.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah.”
Cue theme music.
I googled about the gif. I didn’t think I’d find anything funny but I quickly did. Emphasis mine.
For the Love of God, Not Everything Is a Deepfake
Donald Trump retweeted a gif of Joe Biden with his tongue out. No, it’s not a deepfake—or the end of democracy.
[…]
This isn’t a deepfake. Deepfakes don’t stretch and drag facial features like that. As the watermark shows, this video was made using Muglife, which animates images according to how you distort them with a finger—kind of like stretching and pulling an image in Photoshop, but rendered in gif form.
Frum didn’t just tweet about the video, he went and turned it into a blog post for the Atlantic, warning about the dangerous precedent set by Trump sharing a video that has been altered to show his competitor… with a cartoonish tongue.
If Biden takes a few bizarre steps to the left or right - libs are going to explain in minute detail that it’s not actually wandering off and here’s why…
“No one is a bigger lover of Israel. I have been a Zionist for decades—”
“Excuse me, excuse me. Who’s daughter is Jewish? Biden? No - Trump. Who—”
A moderator jumps in: “President Trump - again we implore—”
“No. Biden liar. And wrong-wrong-wrong. Who moved the embassy to Jerusalem? Biden? No - Trump. Who—”
“Hey! Who do I gotta beat in a one-armed wrestling pushup contest to get a word in? The Orange Guy keeps interrupting me!”
It’s very important that regardless of the outcome to reinforce how special they truly are - they both get a trophy,
if somebody’s eye fills with blood.
Lightning strikes twice - inshallah. If it happens - it’s emote time.
-–
CW: This lizard squirts blood out of its eyes.
They’re never letting Biden talk about Corn Pop or Aunt Gertie again.
But at any time - Biden’s brain might decide the youngsters need to hear about Corn Auntie Gertie Pop.
They should have paid heed to a lyric in the 1977 song “Godzilla” by BOC…
Nature points out the folly of man.
Ida Lupino was an actress. Yesterday I watched her in a lead role in an episode of “The Twilight Zone” s01e04 “The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine”. I found that photo when I googled her name.
There’s a jazz song named after her - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSrQ_oJTOk
Old Hollywood gang sign for “Kill my agent”.
Well we’ll ask the Lord to forgive us of all our sins
And we’ll look at thе latest in gold-plated firing pins
Well my two main mеn are Jesus and old John Birch
So we’re going on down to the gun sale at the church