I’m going to a queer meetup group in my area to hang out instead. Way better use of my time

I don’t think anyone said it yet but I think the real answer is that we don’t punch down. So much humor is just making fun of someone different or less fortunate than you, and we basically totally avoid that by…just not doing it. It leads to a different brand of more absurdist and or observational humor but (at least to me) it’s more funny because it’s something that pretty much everyone could laugh at. Comedy is a social thing and when comedy isn’t leaving anyone out of the joke it’s funnier. I think at least.

Also

This is what folks mean when they say to read theory

Biden will talk about a bunch of bad things he did as if they’re good things and Trump will say they’re bad things but for the wrong reasons

Depends on where you are. In my city, yes, technically if they didn’t give me any notice that the rent was changing and the lease said that then I would be legally allowed to live rent free until they gave me notice, and the time required to give me notice would depend on how long I lived there. Rent stuff is always a huge huge “it depends.” Even if the law was on your side they would probably sue you for the back rent and then you’d have to go to court or automatically lose. And even then I could see plenty of asshole judges going “clearly they didn’t mean that” and ruling in their favor anyway.

Can’t have babies anymore with balls full of micro plastics!

Oh no see that guy is actually part of the Avoz Battalion which we swear is totally different and definitely not related in any way to the known Nazi organization Azov Battalion. They’re totally totally different things

Probably because Israel won’t stop doing a fucking genocide.

This. There’s no shame in it. That shit is loud to the core. Bring some backups too just in case you lose or drop one. You’ll still be able to hear JUST FINE.

Yes you’re describing my relationship with myself

AI is surely weeks away from taking our jobs

Yes and honestly it was a really good game. Partly because of all the weird shit like this in it

Genestealers always be tryin’ to steal my toothbrush though so I don’t see how they’re the good guys

I don’t care how many children are suffering as long as I get to sniff the hair of the white ones and drop infinite bombs on the brown ones

Even then they colonize planets and give the choice of “join or die”. And if you join, you start at the bottom of their caste system at just a barely teeny tiny step above slavery.

The only good faction in 40k is Chaos, because they are hell bent on destroying the entire universe, and the entire universe clearly fucking needs to be destroyed because there’s no good anywhere in it.

Actually the Necrons are kinda good too, kinda sorta ish.

They are now

The PSP version was kind of the definitive version as long as they also bring back the original soundtrack instead of the downscaled PSP midi soundtrack, so this would be okay honestly.

FFT is one of the best games of all time. Change my mind.

Also remake when holy fuck we’re getting remakes of remakes at this point and yet nobody has made a definitive remake version of this WHY NOT

This works I can confirm. I left some of the gold down there for all of my tech bros too so go get it!