You think your Commodore 64 is really neato,

What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?

Jimisota.

First the hat; then the eyes.

Do you really need a sex drive to enjoy titties? 🤔

I think the Fromsoft formula is close to perfect, being a little of both. I want some actual direct guidance on what I am supposed to be doing if not where I am going. At least, if I have a choice where I can go. And with lore, they give you just enough to intrigue you, while actual exploration yields more information through item descriptions and, while not as significant as it could be, atmospheric storytelling.

It kinda makes you feel like an archealogist when you have to dig up the story rather than it just being told to you in its entirety.

Technicly, Melina accompanies you through most of Elden Ring. But she only speaks when spoken to, like a good companion. /s

fr. I bought a barrel lock key just to get in cabinets at my local store since they just use a generic POS one-size-fits-all lock on all of them.

Nah, Fable had mountains of bullshit, too.

From simple things like having a dragon boss fight (didn’t happen), or dynamics between you and rival heroes (it’s all scripted and only involves one) to extreme bullshit like “you can carve your name in a tree and 30 years later it will still be there!” (not even as a scripted event is this a thing)

Like, it wasn’t a terrible game, but it is far and away from being the game Pete promised.

Despite it being one of their common symbols, I actually don’t immediately think “nazi” when I see an iron cross.

How many younguns need an explination of who Richard Simmons was?

Culmination of his life’s work implies it’s a copy of Black & White buried under a mountain of bullshit.

So… How do you distribute it? Did someone forget what distro was short for?

They need to do way instain mother> who divorce thier hubbys, becuse these hubby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had divorce her three husbands, they are taking the three hubby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the bros who lost there friend ; i am truley sorry for your lots

mug destroys dish washer

Ice soup.

He’d be against giant corporate owned AI, while having his own local model loaded with wild-ass conspiracy theories driving him even crazier.

They set up all those blowgun traps but forgot they didn’t have the tech to actually make them blow just because a wooden lever was pulled.

“You can’t quit, you’re fired!”

I saw someone beat Dark Souls using bananas as the input peripherial once.

Ooooo… I like the depressions in the wall and ceiling. Immediately thought of lighting strips along the interiors of the ceiling and shelving could go on the wall so it lines up with the edges. Scale is hard to see but if a bed could fit along the window so the drop on the ceiling is not directly over it (and this is a bedroom), some curtains could be setup around it.