"Honey, come back to bed’

“One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form”

Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

It’s by design

Something weird I’ve been noticing. Lately I’ve been unintentionally minimizing comments before I’ve finished reading them. Just happened with yours. It’s like some subconscious part of my brain goes “booorrring!” half way through reading anything longer than two sentences and immediately goes for the next dopamine kick.

And I’m not knocking your comment. I was genuinely interested in what I was reading. It’s just a little troubling. I dropped Reddit and Lemmy a while back because I felt like I was becoming addicted. I lasted a few months, but evidently I’ve fallen off the wagon.

In this case? Assault and battery.

This guy should definitely face punishment, but maybe we shouldn’t dilute the term “domestic terrorism” with something like this…

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Dang, I guess it is too late then. I was really hoping my call to action would come any day now.

Funny, I assumed it was about millennials.

My go to has always been the emergency stop in the elevator.

Most people in the military feel the same. Everyone I knew when I was in hated being thanked for their service. Most didn’t join to serve their country, they joined for the benefits that come with it.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2024-election-forecast/

https://www.270towin.com/

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/us/elections/polls-president.html

It’s basically 50-50 right now. And yeah, you’re right, please go vote.

Unfortunately it seems pretty neck and neck.

He’s probably got a hog on him

It’s hyperbole, yo. It’s just funny because people born in the previous century don’t really think of it as that.

Great explanation, thanks

Can you elaborate? I googled the right hand rule, but I’m not seeing how it applies to screws.

Gotcha. Would now be a good time to gamble?

I’m just getting into stocks. Would this be a good time to invest now that it’s low?

Ah, there it is. I was focused on the wrong thing