a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!

Do it. Then sit back, watch, and enjoy yourself a 🍿

Because this graphic is basically saying All Religions Bad

Your parents must’ve been wealthy because those are all the fun toys I remember in my childhood that all the other kids had. I didn’t have.

I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.

I guess I’m old enough too, but apparently not cool enough. Because I have no idea what you two are talking about.

Would be epic for a third-grader to loudly firmly vociferate a taxi driver back into shape

Thank you, that might be the culprit, although I’m not sure how 2FA my outlook account is, I pretty much only establish new outlook accounts for Reddit and Lemmy and Amazon purposes 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s ridiculous that governments are still confused & trying to figure out all this no-brainer shit

Thank you.

Also I’m curious, it wasn’t until recent years I’ve learned that unemployment benefits are even a thing. So I’m wondering, if someone gets fired from a job, it must’ve been because they did something really bad, so how could they be entitled to continue getting paid after doing something really bad? And then continue getting paid up to six months while not working at all? That seems strange to me.

But also there was the COVID era when so many people couldn’t work because their jobs shut down, and they drew unemployment and then, so I understand that’s a valid scenario.

But my question remains, if someone gets fired from a job, it must’ve been because they did something really bad, so how could they be entitled to get paid after doing something really bad?

chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.

Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm

I’m scrolling down so far into the comments hoping someone will explain the benefit of sleeping on wet leaves

If you don’t feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you’re gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you’ve made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.

What do they base the monthly pay on? Is it minimum wage? or based on what you were already currently earning?

And where does that money come from? who funds it? The previous employer? or the government, taxes?

Thank you

Okay but why do you think adults having affairs are sad? They’re out there chasing tail and they’re getting some.

🙏

Dangit I came to Lemmy last night to ask a question about SIM cards and you got me all distracted and made me forget

Ooh-la-LA that’s a fun sex mark

(By the way, here’s a more effective way to delete your comments: highlight all the text in your comment then click delete. Then leave a punctuation mark or a hashtag in the comment field. Then save the comment like that. This will overwrite the comment you no longer want people to see. Because nothing is ever deleted.)