part of me never recovered from the mental whiplash of libs going from

to

FUND the police Jack!

at his first SOTU

It is cosmically unfair that I can’t boop that nose rn

New AA is really good imho (ep301)

we love jokerfied Julian, don’t we folks??

He’s a friendly goofus, he’s friends with the kittens’ papa and their sister that lives with the neighbors

(my kitties are still kinda iffy about him and don’t go out in the yard much lately because they’ve been prone to misbehaving and wandering off and they don’t like wearing collars and I’m a big worrywort cat mom)

Trump gets sad about not getting to drive off in the big beautiful trucks and gets really into Giles Corey

@Cowbee@hexbear.net

The gun that blows your finger off instantly

tfw no significant other

always secure the interior ministry position piss off everyone that makes the empire run

some are calling it one of the best deals of all time

My hands are covered in bandages from cat claws and I have a gnarly bruise on one hand from raging and whacking a barbecue with a baseball bat

Thankfully I don’t think I broke any bones

Tired and achy

Gone to the gym everyday this week and the kitties were bouncing off the walls for like 4 hours today causing mayhem

Barely found time to eat and take my supplements

They’ve finally simmered down for a nap but I was on my feet keeping them from wrecking up the place for like 4 hours

Got my new hat in the mail though, so that’s nice :3

It’s a little tight, but I think it’ll loosen up and I really like how it looks

The most “technically it is a gun” firearm ever made.

that’s not the Zip 22

tony hawk pro skater 2 the polls

and the demacrogs around the world

Invites the horse that wins the Kentucky Derby to the White House and has it clop its hoof on a gavel to show its approval of Trump

scrap Alanis Morissette

get scrapped by the big wet boy worse than Hillary did

Ironic

Black Ops II on 360 lol

(I like to play something familiar and mindless while I listen to slop. 5v5 botmatch kill confirmed where you set kills to 1 each and confirms to 2, play to 300, 15 minutes, custom class picks raised to 17, and the FJH-18 AA banned. I wish I had the DLC, idk if it’s even possible to get now on 360. Did they ever release a GOTY kinda version that came with all the DLC?)