LurkingLuddite

I know this is a great joke and all, but I’ve had a friend like this and he was fucking annoying.

2/10, would not recommend for diplomacy.

How is this a shitpost? This is just fact.

Solar panel projects, which many have outstripped this and other projects in power limitations, do not boil water to generate electricity.

You try getting video from something that, within 30 minutes, accelerates to 18000 MPH. Literally, it will change what frequencies you even have to listen to, let alone the crazy amount of interference experienced during the process of exiting thr atmosphere.

Literally, the air compressing and ignighting against the shell of the space craft itself will produce crazy signals, let alone every other effect.

There is a reason it took even SpaceX over a decade to keep signals remotely intelligable with their booster recoveries, let alone launches aimed directly at the moon.

You do not understand how disbelief works if you think this is effective or even relative.

Yes, that does mean conspiracy theorists are fucking brainless morons.

Given how heavily nVidia have reinforced their positive position on war, any data center is a valid target. Not even joking.

Literally and completely, wholly valid targets of war.

Thanks Jensen Huang!

and “AI” is NOT something that learns from its mistakes. ever.

This is from someone who could program together a radiologist “AI” within a week that could beat the average radiologist.

The problem is not the hit %. It’s the accountability chain and the economy.

Regulate “AI” properly, and have a healthy safety net that would leave a radiologist comfortable after a layoff, and we could start to talk.

Before then? Fuck you.

That’s all insurance ever.

Far too many people do not see the equivalence between physical attack and financial attack. IMO, at a certain point it’s just fucking self defense…

Excellent. Now get this in every state/school that has the 10 commandments up anywhere funded by taxes.

Never said it was as bad as Reddit. I’ve only said the oposite.

For a serious answer, there’s a whole process you can follow. It’s basically going from minimum exposure up through eating a small bit of it and waiting multiple hours to days between steps. If any show signs of being irritating or worse, don’t eat/use that plant. It’s slow enough that if you had to rely on it for finding your sole source of food, you’re going to have a rough, hungry time.

Something like:

1. Rub a little on hardier parts of your skin, wait and see.
2. Break up the plant to expose more of it and rub that on a small patch, wait and see.
3. Try it on more sensitive skin areas, wait and see.
4. Try holding a bit in your mouth, spit it out. Wait and see.
5. Chew some up, spit it out and wait and see.
6. Eat a tiny amount, wait and see.

I’m probably forgetting some steps, too. It’s genuinely very slow.

Worse yet, there are plenty of plants/fungi that would still fuck you up or kill you doing it this way, so the OP still has a point.

Well getting your account that you groomed up for who knows how long nuked is pretty damn close. Especially if you’re a main contributor to a comm or two and all that work disappears.

Bold move to start there, but someone’s got to do it.

Well there’s always Ceres (~945km), Pallas (~512km), or Vesta(~525km), though they’re more dwarf planet than asteroid, so that might be pretty pricy to aim at Earth.

There are several asteroids in the 200-500km range (5-10 if you’re lucky), but not too many. It seems Earth shattering is a pretty premo business in this solar system!

Oh shit … OH SHIT!

… I’ve lost my surprise picachu pic…

At leastmake them remotely symmetrical ffs.

No Republican could’ve predicted this.

FTFY.

Fun fact: You can figure out if a plant is poisonous/toxic without snorting a fat line of it.

The bigger problem is Earth is gooey at scale. Seriously, the mantle, which is most of Earth’s mass, is gooey rock. “shattering” as if it were solid simply isn’t going to happen. Most of the Earth is like thick caramel or worse as far as “shattering” is concerned.

The best you could hope for is something like how the moon formed; an impact (very) roughly 10x less than the gravitational binding energy of the Earth itself (which is crazy in and of itself!). If you’ll note, the Earth ‘survived’ that impact, but was forever changed in significant ways.

What’s even crazier, is that Earth had single celled organisms growing on it less than 500 million years later! For reference, the oldest mountain ranges are 2-3x older in relative terms.