When I delivered pizza as a side job back in the early 90s, I asked my manager how I should handle reporting tips and he said “Go ask James, he can tell you how it works.” James was their senior driver, and a long-time friend from school, and he said, “I don’t know about the other drivers, but I have never received any tips.” I got the message. This was back before online ordering was a thing, and if somebody wanted to pay by credit card they would have to come into the store, so it was 99% cash. Every now and then a regular customer would pay by check, but the check would be made out to the company, so I would just take all my tips out in cash when I settled up at the end of the night.

My cat’s claws will curl around until they are starting to dig into her toe pads.

Dixie Normous

All of my machine names are related to Elvis Presley. Elvis has been my desktop PC for years, and I have or have had Priscilla, Lisa-Marie, ColonelParker, Blue-Hawaii, Hound Dog, Memphis, Tupelo, and Graceland. I want to rethink this a bit to have to flow better, maybe have Graceland as my network name, or maybe the router. Also thinking about changing to something space-related or Norse Mythology as the theme.