

Jesus Christ, that woman is 40? I have absolutely dropped the ball on my skincare routine. 😭
I’m a lonely smut writer in Portugal! Feel free to say hello! :3


Jesus Christ, that woman is 40? I have absolutely dropped the ball on my skincare routine. 😭


The moment someone does this to me, I am falling to my knees. It’s like a boss weak point.


I feel like labels make sense to point someone in a general direction. If I’m interested enough in them that specificity is worthwhile, I’ll explain myself, or like if their specific sexuality is relevant to a conversation, I’m down to learn more, but otherwise I just do not have it in me to memorize 60 different flags for niche levels of attraction. Get me in the ballpark and it’s probably close enough.
It’s why I like ‘hetero/homoflexible’ despite some people being against it. “Oh, you’re mostly straight or mostly gay? Cool, I gotchu.”
Edit: Oh my god, I’m an idiot. I meant to post in response to OP, but I got so distracted, because I literally tried to grab the username LadyAutumn when I signed up. 🤭 You have amazing taste.


Girl, bitch, dude (not my fave, but I can deal).
One friend answers my calls, “What’s up bitch, getting that pussy pounded?” in reference to Adam Sackler from Girls, lmao.
No, she’s making it sfw by moving it to her room
Sounds really good, honestly. I’m down.


That’s what I was thinking. I’m curious what the intended meaning is because I’m super hung up on “people sell apples/other fruit/produce”.
What’s it about? Is it good? I’m trying to build up a bunch of good stuff to binge when I move.
I think, in this case, they mean insane to be ‘a ridiculously large sum’ not a comment about their mental state.
:3
Comedy is often a banger for depressed people.
I picked up on the reddit reference, but I had no idea how any of the fediverse stuff worked in relation to that. That’s really cool that you can link that way, honestly. So presumably I’m just missing out on exactly what instance and community people are talking about when they say stuff like that?
This is the second /c/ reference I’ve seen tonight. What’s that?


Ooh, is the arch and paths representative of the mind?


I don’t want an app. I want weed and cock


tfw no weed, no cock 😔
casually searches for the catgirl distro to completely upend my life for a weekend
Doubly true because the children yearn for the mines.
This is how it feels when I take my queer, internet inspired memes to my very not online friends.
Yeah, but I’m like the tutorial boss that teaches you about weakpoints.