You wanna add a NSFW tag?

You have lost, now you get to be the reflection and I get to drive.

So our roles are opposite. My roommate lords over our home. They are lazy and don’t contribute to our food situation though killing pests would be nice. Sometimes they wear the jewelry we buy for them but they occasionally leave it laying around. It’s very irresponsible. There is a language barrier.

My roommate has a grey/cream colored coat with black stripes.

See. If they keep doing it to me I’m gonna win this fight.

Unfortunately my roommate does not have opposable thumbs. So they aren’t able to open food items. They also have a bunch of fur that would get all over the place.

Most definitely.

Definitely a cat.