If you would rather invest in a quality whistle for the one that goes in your own mouth, I recommend an ACME Thunderer.

As used by gym teachers and drum majors, (not Wile E. Coyote) they have a satisfying roll of authority.

Dingding!

NO!!! Cookie Monster HATE Nazis!

Would not even eat! Nazis YUCKY!!

Is Cookie secret agent of Antifa? Never tell! Sssshhhh!!!

Read aloud: “Cookie 8 cookies”

Not canon afaik, just me playing around last night

Could it be used to unlock the door? Or if they’re lever handles is there a set screw one could loosen to adjust the tilt?

But if you throw it back in the river, next time you just want to have a nice fish for dinner, you might break a tooth on the ring! Narrativium is a helluva thing

Cookie eat healthy vegetables.

Cookie eat plate and table too.

NOMNOMNOMNOM!

Cookie favorite letter C and favorite number 8

Cookie like cookie BEST

Cookie NEED cookie

You heard cat obligate carnivore?

Cookie obligate cookievore.

In my childhood I learned having the driver sit on the left was so that the person riding “shotgun” would be better able to fend off attacks without elbowing the driver. (Probably starting before shotguns, because it would be even more important with a sword.) Although they could use the whole road/trail back then, it would make sense to pass an oncoming wagon on the side where the drivers could see how much room they had between them.

Too expensive, I think I’ll go with a Waymo Autonombulance. The Dasher can do self-CPR

Pajamas are appropriate at emergency shelters and on Pajama Day.

It’s flopping around under his long nightshirt

And yet, there’s not a single automatic in the story, while his oldy-timey weaponry shreds the invaders (the ruffians are probably ICE judging by recent events). A better argument for grapeshot, forsooth.

And panties, at a minimum. Maybe add striped thigh-highs for maximum intimidation

Butt wiggle of DOOM!!!

I just meant this is “Fuck Cars” but yes it’s most likely driver error.

Always. Always.

As for the kid, maybe their parents will look around at the house full of cat toys and head off to the shelter, and some deserving kitty will find a forever home. Maybe even a bonded pair of kitties.

Title’s been changed. And the man is now the “alleged driver.”

On the plus side for this instance, it now blames the car. Which, if he’d been on a bicycle she’d be alive, so.

I guess if you have to be killed by a car, asleep is the best way to go.

Somewhere there’s a kid crying because the sweet orange cat who walked into their life 5 months ago has disappeared.

“failed to staunch…”

His and Bezos’ actions led to much greater losses, which they’re now using as excuses for the firings. $100 million sounds like a lot until you realize how many years Bezos’ could afford to cover it, if he didn’t prefer to gut the newsroom.

As the judge in the Liam case cited,

Jesus wept

That’s the neat thing about A’Tuin, he’s the swimming type of Giant Space Turtle. Vastness, that’s what’s under Him, and all around Him.