#1 don’t make me download your shitty app.

In other news the earth is round, fire is hot, and the Pope is Catholic

Ants don’t even get sick they have ant-y-bodies

Hard apple cider and a shot of fireball served warm

In LA you have just completed your commute to and from work on a tuesday

As somebody living in the darkest timeline, I can’t tell if he was thanking the frog because he knew it would kill him. Thank you kind frog for the sweet release of death

This make sense you, don’t need to raise money to pay for a new roof. New roofs are on the house

If she resigned the California governor would appoint somebody to fill her spot, still giving democrats control of the senate they would be able to appoint somebody else to that committee, or am I way off base?