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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • The only reference that that I could find quickly googling, is the repost of repost of repost of some unspecified study that someone did, measuring readings from some unspecified fitness bracelet. Even if we assume it exists, even if we assume it measures correctly, even if we assume it’s not an ad for something, it is a study about people health conscious enough to buy and regularly wear a fitness bracelet. And among this cohort, the average is just 3.2 km.
    I agree, it’s a bit more that 300 meters, but not by much actually.


















  • You probably wanted to show off how smart you are, but instead you showed that you can’t even talk to people without help of your favourite slop bucket.
    It didn’t answer my curiosity about what came first, but it solidified my conviction that your brain is cooked all the way, probably beyond repair. I would say you need to seek professional help, but at this point you would interpret it as needing to talk to the autocomplete, and it will cook you even more.
    It started funny, but I feel very sorry for you now, and it sucked all the humour out.