Just execute the homeless, grind them into feed for the poor and the problem solves itself.

Holy shit, it’s not that hard.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.

It’s functional.

Maybe they don’t have to.

No Anon, we’re reporting you for tax evasion.

“Me too!”

No, that would be silly.

taughter daughter 🤣

Embrace the power move.

😈👹

Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?

And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!

Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅

When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: “Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully.”

Sometimes I’ll reflect on this and think, “God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin’ cunt if I ever met one!”

I’m 25.45 Big Macs tall.