“What’s with the sash and the codpiece?!”

I would’ve killed for one of these after I saw the movie “The Wizard”. Apparently, they didn’t work for shit.

Can’t wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

“Who told you to have a pow wow?”

Booooooo…urns!

“You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

Now if I could just buy a chin!

I think those rumors are most likely true.

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

Dang, I’ll have to look out for it in the one theater in my area that does 70mm! That would be cool!

Old Ronny telling women why they get abortions! This should help his popularity! Women love it when men explain the reason(s) why they do things, right?!

I’m sure if he dropped $4 million, it’s probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!

Even better! $30 million = a 10+ point loss! Keep shoveling the money into the fire Republican donors!

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it’s going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I’m concerned! That $20 million could’ve went to paying Trump’s lawyers!

Boogie Nights is simply my favorite movie of all-time. It has everything: drama, comedy, sex, action, suspense, Burt Reynolds! This one checks all the boxes!

Man, it’s been a long night, and I hate the fucking Eagles!

A judge who’s actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can’t have that with Trump as the defendant!

Sometimes it’s needed though when you realize you’re the only one who gives a fuck about the rules!