“that didn’t happen” people are so fucking exhausting and pathetic
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PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•I don't buy fortune cookies to be fucking attackedEnglish
12·18 days agoPfft if I didn’t listen to the judge, I’m definitely not going to listen to some dumb fortune cookie
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•I don't buy fortune cookies to be fucking attackedEnglish
1·18 days agodeleted by creator
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•An accurate representation of House M.DEnglish
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PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Officer draws gun on man at gas station after mistaking pump for pistolEnglish
10·1 month agoCops are such fucking cowards
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
Gaming@lemmy.zip•Fortnite devs Epic modifying Peacemaker emote after establishing Warner didn't mean it to look like a Nazi swastikaEnglish
6·2 months agoLol Epic talking like they have some sort of moral high ground
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
Privacy@programming.dev•Wyzecam offering camera shootage to FBI (source in post body)English
312·2 months agoI contacted support and this is exactly what it is, it’s a poorly worded tweet. I’m still going to cancel one I find replacements because they’re way too eager to help those fascists.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•‘It was me’: Suspect in Charlie Kirk shooting appears to confess in Discord chatEnglish
1·2 months ago“Hey guys, I have bad news for you all,” said a message from an account belonging to the suspect, Tyler Robinson, on the online platform Discord. “It was me at UVU yesterday. im sorry for all of this.”
The message was sent Thursday night, about two hours before officials said Robinson was taken into custody.
A member of the group chat shared an image of the conversation with The Post and confirmed that it came from Robinson’s account. The person spoke on the condition of anonymity to protect their privacy and out of fear of harassment.
Discord provided a copy of the message with the confession to authorities, according to a person familiar with the company’s interaction with law enforcement. The person spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to publicly discuss details of the investigation.
The message was sent from Robinson’s account to a small private group of online friends, the person said. Discord is working closely with the FBI and local authorities, providing information about Robinson’s online activities on the platform, the person added.
Discord has said that an internal investigation found “no evidence that the suspect planned this incident or promoted violence on Discord.”
The Utah County Sheriff’s Office referred The Post to the Utah Department of Public Safety, which did not respond to a request for comment. Spokespeople for the Utah DPS as well as for the FBI and the Department of Justice declined to comment.
Robinson was arrested last week after a 33-hour manhunt, accused of fatally shooting one of the country’s most prominent conservative activists at a Utah Valley University event. Authorities have said one of Robinson’s family members reached out to a friend who then contacted law enforcement, saying Robinson had confessed or implied that he committed the crime.
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox ® said over the weekend that Robinson’s motive is still under investigation but that the suspect appears to have held a “leftist ideology.” Officials say their interviews indicate that Robinson became “more political” in recent years and had criticized Kirk.
The Discord conversation shared with The Post shows members of the group chat reacting to Kirk’s shooting last Wednesday — before the news broke that Robinson was allegedly involved. The group included about 30 people, according to the person who provided screenshots.
“Charlie Kirk got shot,” one friend wrote Wednesday afternoon, according to an image of the messages.
“I just saw the video holy s—,” another user wrote about an hour and a half later, adding of Kirk: “Bro didn’t deserve to go out like that sad.”
The only response from Robinson’s account came the next day with the message announcing “bad news.”
“im surrendering through a sheriff friend in a few moments,” the message, posted at 7:57 p.m. local time in Utah, continued. “thanks for all the good times and laughs, you’ve all been so amazing, thank you all for everything.”
Robinson was taken into custody at 10 p.m. that night, according to FBI Director Kash Patel.
No one responded to Robinson that night, according to the screenshots obtained by The Post. But the next day, one friend wrote that the apparent confession seemed to be true. The friend asked group members to “pray for Tyler and his repentance” and then turned to Kirk.
“While Charlie Kirk’s politics were not acceptable to some I ask that we all say a prayer for him and his family during these confusing times,” the friend added.
The New York Times reported on a conversation in a different Discord chat group earlier the same day. In that conversation, Robinson joked that a “doppelgänger” was trying to get him in trouble after law enforcement released images of a shooting suspect who resembled Robinson. Cox confirmed the existence of that conversation on Sunday and said Robinson’s friends “did not believe it was actually him” at that point. The person who provided other Discord messages to The Post said they are from a different group.
Someone please make “How to dismantle the Federalist Society”
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Cornell students found skinning bear carcass in campus residence hallEnglish
1·2 months agoFucking scumbags killed a cub, absolute garbage humans
A twank-versatile? That’s impressive
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•need this pic without text pleaseEnglish
17·3 months agoFor posterity: Kari Byron FHM Magazine photoshoot https://imgur.com/gallery/kari-byron-fhm-magazine-photoshoot-I5QC4
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldto
Humor@lemmy.world•Ken M. weighs in on an article about Katee SackhoffEnglish
15·3 months agoWe are all headlines on this blessed day














I like it so far except the floating arms are kind of distracting