This guy fucks

My wife is preggo and the baby looks healthy

I guess the modern day equivalent would be dissolving Twitter x, publicly hanging Elon musk, and actually putting Trump in jail. What a lovely dream.

I can only hope that this clusterfuck will expedite the gruesome death of our two-party system. I also find it hilarious that Missouri literally voted to ban ranked choice voting, because of scare tactics and the average voter being too stupid to understand that it’s a better system.

*selectively enforced against poor people

Fully grown hogs can eat up to 20 lb of “food” per day… Just sayin’

You dropped this -_-

God don’t tease me like this

I’ll bet you three double stuffed Oreos it’s stalled before the inauguration.

Also cologne. Never forget the cologne. Just a couple sprays.

You have no idea what you’re talking about, or else you’re intentionally misleading people. Transferring Bitcoin in a single transaction takes nowhere near as much power as mining it. Yes, BTC is stupid and terrible for the environment, but you don’t need to lie about the stats.

BAAH. BA Ba ba BAH!

Women’s suffrage was ratified in US constitution 1920. But probably not for much longer.

This is exactly why people are trying to kill him. If the system refuses to incapacitate him, the people will find a way.

It’s wank o’clock baby!!

Step 1: feed them to a cow Step 2: you now have a fluffy pet cow Step 3: profit

Then get some treatment, or go somewhere better.

The thing is a genre defining masterpiece! I can’t believe the critics didn’t realize that in the '80s.

Well much to my dismay I actually read the article and surprise surprise Fox 2 is just regurgitating Reddit post without doing any actual fucking journalism. Great job team.

Yep and they’re fucking right too. Idiots here will cheer and scream as we continue to drill into our national forest lands to extract toxic oils to poison the environment instead of just harnessing the energy from the fucking sun which is omnipresent and unlimited to power electric vehicles.