Nice dolma.

The pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.

What’s his problem with the rose garden?

Mudder documentaries?

Have you never heard of the Hero of Canton?

I wonder what color mashed potatoes you’d get if you mashed all of them together.

I approve this message. It fits. No need to delete.

It’s been English for a long time.

President JD Pee Pants would become the Supreme Leader. And then resign a month later, take his toys, and go home. Leaving us with Superfundamentalist Mike Johnson in charge. It’s dicks all the way down.

Whether the Newport Jazz Festival was in Europe, because she knew it was in Europe, because that’s the only time she’d been to Europe.

Difficulty rating: we were within 100 miles of Newport, Rhode Island, at the time. 2 hours in a car.

:<

What about Leon: the Professional? I don’t know if that has been posted yet. But I saw that when I was however old you are in seventh grade. 12? 13? There’s some cop stuff for the bb cop.

The first and second Crow movies are good for the goth one.

It depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…

Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.

R

And his 6,000+ starlink pieces of trash in orbit have made earth based telescopes worse. They get in the way of the shot, and the emissions are something like 10x worse than promised.

Him and that tetraethyl lead guy. Just absolute stains.

Edit: no its 32 times the noise. It’s a known issue, and it’s been happening since the beginning.

$6.99 if i want local, $4.29 for store brand, $8.79 for Nellie’s Free Range.

F

It was a simpler time then.

I had one die on my toothbrush. They’re usually pretty good roommates, but that day I was pissed at the whole genus.

The smell has been characterized as a “pungent odor that smells like coriander.”

I’m strangely OK with this.